i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
I say we go and bring jello shots with laxatives. 57% sure one of his toilets is broken
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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