I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
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i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
Used my jumper cables as a bottle opener last night. Really pleased with my problem solving skills.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
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I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
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