Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
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