Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Well, I was going to ask you what happened to all my lipstick. Until I saw the giant red penis on my living room wall.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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