? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
reason #14 for loving my boobs...just got out of a 40mph over the limit speeding ticket thru a work zone. i dont think the cop knew i even had a face
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
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Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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Remember the time you cried about coconuts
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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