It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
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We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I remember halftime. Then I woke up in Spain. I need a drink in order to process this.
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We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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