I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
Randomize
