Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
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He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
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she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
If there was a category for "most likely to end up a serial killer" in your high school yearbook then I'm sure you would have won it
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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