Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
My hand turned me down
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
Dude I was walking down the street and threw up in a plastic cvs bag. Tequila wins again.
So last night was the first of "I got cut off before I walked in the bar".
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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