OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
This is a question I thought I'd never have to ask. How many hits of acid did you give your dad tonight?
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