i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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