I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
The last mom I slept with was the worst lay ever. Imagine fucking a hairy wet pillow for 60 minutes. Good luck with your milf. I was joking about the Susan Boyle comment btw.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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