No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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