In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
I miss vodka workout Fridays
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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