And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
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I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
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The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
You know it's a pretty bad night when an injured penis is not the worst thing that happened to you. Fuck tequila
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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