Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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