i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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