Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Tomorrow's lesson plan is going to be on hangovers and why drinking during the week is never a good idea. I hope my boss approves.
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