goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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