Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
She tried to keep her legs crossed last night while doing a keg stand. Way to keep it classy.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Calm down I'm not kidnapping the bartender
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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