Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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