Just mADE A PArabola og urine
So, someone in Olympia stole my credit card # last week and bought a platypus vibrator with it. That’s it.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
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He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
As we were passing the joint around, people were dunking Jenga pieces in Vaseline and sticking them to the window. I also smoked weed with a girl that was in an above the influence commercial.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
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