You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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