Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
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