She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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