I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I just past a guy who was biking and double fisting wit glass beer bottles. That is what i call talent
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
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as a side note pls kill me
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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