he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
Randomize
