ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
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