i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
Why am I in a dog kennel?
It was for your own safety
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
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He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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