then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I'm sorry my penis didn't work
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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