4 words: hood of his car
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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