Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
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just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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