called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
Randomize
