I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
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Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
As if I didn't already know that I was in the friend zone, our conversation that included the words "kiddo" and "old friend" really was a knee biter.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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