I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
Help. Why am I so naked?
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