True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
Ever had one of those went so hard last night you woke up at the foot of the bed naked wondering where your phone ended up?
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
