I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I came to the conclusion that Tinder and having the day off are not good for my relationship.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
His 89 y/o father walked in on us. Judging by the gasp/moan, I don't think the 1920s prepared him to see another dude inside his son.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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