that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
Don't come. It's not even a party it's a total sausage fest. Like 20 drunk dudes in a bedroom. We can still drink by ourselves though it'll be ok
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
