We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
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ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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