Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
I just want you to know that were having pizza delivered to the emergency room
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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