i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
hey man , the girl you brought home last night is in the kitchen puking in the sink and asking if she can have more shots of Whiskey....think i should give her a shot glass or send her home....
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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