happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
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