She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
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