Dual....:-)
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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