your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
It's amazing to think about how many Obama victory sex babies are being prevented by Obamacare free contraception.
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
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