i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
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I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
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He's upstairs shouting 'FUCK OFF I'M IN MY MOTHERFUCKING ZEN ZONE' out of the window.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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