So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
third nipple confirmed
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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