Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
So the contents found in my winter coats this year: coat 1, condom and 10$. Coat 2, condom and 75$ check. Coat 3, 2.05$ and a sunflower seed.
Obviously coat 3 had the best time since you used the condom and all of the money
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
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