i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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