How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It was like giving head to a cactus.
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
I hate when I'm sexting and I make a typo.
You just killed the sext mood.
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