I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Randomize
