I'm not a real person
I'm sorry, everyone knows that
Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
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my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
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Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
First things first, I always get more drunk than the birthday girl. Like, who's idea was it to sing karaoke? I killed it.
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