his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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