you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
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my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
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I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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