i think i have two assholes
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
You can't just call animal control when you're drunk because there is a bug in the shower.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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