I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
So for two years my friend Mark has been building a catapult in his basement. Yesterday he realized it's too big to get it out.
You need to give me a reason immediately why he is your friend.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
Randomize
